I got an email from xanga saying they missed me. How nice of them! So I looked at it for a minute, and realized that I actually could write about something today, unlike most days.
So, let me begin my story with a little background you may need to know.

1. I am working for American General Financial Services.
2. My boss is a grandmother who loves her grandchildren.
3. Oh, I also have two other co-workers, both of whom are women.
4. My boss and co-workers are fascinated by the fact I do not have a girlfriend.

I start working this morning, calling people, taking their money, giving other people money for a 20% return five years down the road. Work is going normally, until I pause for one moment to center my mind, spirit, and emotions to an acceptable equilibrium after a customer told me @####$%!!!!***&^$%#$$#!!!$&^#@$%^$%^&$#!!!.  At that moment, before I was centered, my boss announces: "Girls, we need to put our heads together and find Jonathan a girl." That took my equilibrial center and moved it from "slightly to the left" to "dashed against the wall".

Then began the name suggesting. I am happy that I don't know any of these "prospects". And, fortunately for me, they don't want to be related to me. So that cut down the field quite a bit - no sisters, daughters, or nieces. However, I was assured that tomorrow they would have list.

My one hope, however, is that one of these women's husbands (they only have one apiece) will royally mess up tonight. Then all they will do is complain about him all day - and completely forget about me. Actually, he wouldn't even have to "royally" anything. He could just be normal. That seems to work as well.


But overall, life is going rather well. And by the way, my center of MSE  is currently at equilibrium.

And wow, there are only girls and James that update anymore on the 07 ring.

Stay cool!

Here is me updating. I guess it has been a while.

God has been really good to me this past semester. I made it through without any major complications or problems. The 07 class graduated, and I was proud to be part of the class. Our class was by far the best ever!

So it is back at home, looking to apply all the learning I received from the past two years.


Everybody have fun and take care. See you around!

I am firing my dream director. And the producer as well.

I do not want anymore sappy, disturbing dream productions that have been occurring as of late.


I mean, who wants Shawn to show up looking like Sting on the mental screen?!?!






And just a hint from one who knows:  Don't make more girls mad at you than you can reasonably run from.